Have you been personally affected by Sunshine at any point since 1976?

Submissions are closed! Grab your tickets and come see what the public has to say on Thursday, July 23rd.

Want to roast Sunshine?
The roast is not an open mic. Anyone who wants to participate must sign up by July 16 so we can add you to the official lineup.

You have two options:

1. Take the mic yourself
   You don’t need to submit the whole thing. Just tell us you want to roast live so we can get you on the list.

2. Let us read it for you
   If you can’t be there or don’t want to speak live, write it out, and we’ll read it for you!
   

HOW TO ROAST RESPONSIBLY:

• Keep it fairly short

• Keep it funny

• Keep it loving enough that she won’t leave

• One-liners welcome, deep cuts encouraged

• Therapy sessions discouraged